@p_net: OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us.
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@Dildo_Hitler: *sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* "hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?" "YES. AISLE B, BACK"
@hazelmotes1: Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car.
@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
@WritePlay: ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that