@MyPornKhan: Ok, I'll admit it, my choice of words is sometimes influenced by which ones I think I can spell correctly.
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@mattZillaaaa: My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like "no, I went out last night"
@markedly: *storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS
@AynRandy: this year i WILL investigate all suspicious noises instead of merely saying "must have been the wind" and returning to my patrol route
@Sean_Burgundy_: Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited