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@AndyAsAdjective: ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater
@ipalatsky: Treat your guests like family, so they don't stay too long.
@StansaidAirport: The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don't like the French.
@markydoodoo: Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall.
@WilliamAder: Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?
@curlycomedy: Passed a sign that says, "All you can eat, $30/person" but I don't think I can eat $30 worth of people.