@AndyAsAdjective: ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater
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@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@QwertyJones3: If my company really wanted us to move during a fire drill, they'd lose the alarm and just announce that there's free food by the stairs.
@BellaBurnley: My ex bf called me today. I answered by screaming "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!" and hung up. Should make him wonder a lil bit.