@AndyAsAdjective: ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater
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@shariv67: I wish my refrigerator would quit opening my bedroom door, staring at me, sighing and walking away.
@goldengateblond: Seriously, if you hacked Trump’s account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET.
@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.
@JediGigi: I just tried to start my car with my phone. You should know that my car has a keyless ignition. I'm pretty.