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@daemonic3: Ok, milk... Check!
Potato salad... Check!
Tomatoes... Check!

"Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"

Ok, milk… Check!
Potato salad… Check!
Tomatoes… Check!

“Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?”

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