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@Turbo_Jimmy: "Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"

Nope

"Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"

Nope, raise the anchor

“Ok Noah, that’s 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?”

Nope

“Yea I did, it had lipstick on?”

Nope, raise the anchor

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