@murrman5: ok, now say it again so my wife hears
"you're too big for this ride, sir"
@Bizarro_Mark: Just said, "Because I said so!," and my mom called demanding her royalty check.
@Prero22: "I'm so sorry", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma.
@Adar79Angie: Since Walking Dead isn't on I've hid pot from my stoner friends. As they amble around looking for it I'm shooting them with paint ball guns.
@MarieColette: I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered.
@beefman138: I'd congratulate you on the birth of your first child, but I have 2 of my own so here's a sympathy card and a case of wine.