@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
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@MorganJ7: Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime Me flirting: So do you like bread
@WilliamAder: Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
@JoePetroske: 1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs.