@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
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@EJGomez: son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn
@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
@DaddyJew: The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff
@mattZillaaaa: My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like "no, I went out last night"