@mayamanion: Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?
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@WilliamAder: I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me.
@NYC_Blonde: I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones.
@hdaniels_00: Tomorrow I'm going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
@mrtruthandsoul: If you see a porcupine in your yard, that's my cat and we're not done with our accupuncture session.