@SCbchbum: Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.
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@PajamaStew: If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating "Little did they know..." over and over and over.