@mollymcnearney: Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the "energizing" claims. You're soap.
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@briangaar: How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*
@matthandlersux: a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans
@electrolemon: why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it's win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs