@briangaar: How about a superhero whose power is TAKING CARE OF HIS KIDS *high-fives Maury audience while Batman storms off*

@matthandlersux: a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans

@MrGeorgeWallace: Every time you think Florida can't top itself. BAM!

@electrolemon: why did double and triple dog dares go of out style. it's win-win. you either see your friends do stupid things or you win two to three dogs

@CulturedRuffian: 'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms