@thedayofthedot: okay, i admit it. you're wrong.
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@XGroverX: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a human baby." Everyone in Whole Foods stares at me stunned "Corn-fed organic of course, I'm not a monster."
@drxubair: I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit.