@TheToddWilliams: Okay, I'm still confused...
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@ericarhodes: and one last joke for the day. And I will be off driving back to Claremont for two shows. Have a beautiful day.
@AndrewNadeau0: Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom.
@clindsaysway: The rare times my cat comes to me for affection, I run and hide under the bed, so she knows what that feels like.
@Steelers1972: I hate when the cashier ask me " You doing alright today " when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change.