@carlyken: Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil.
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@13spencer: An Italian rugby player will miss a match against Scotland after being bitten by a dog; Scotland was quoted as saying "good boy."
@c_gawker: if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world
@marinarachael: My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once.
@iwearaonesie: [leaving birthday party] wife: Drive safe, we have precious cargo *smiles at kids* me *looking at the piece of cake in my lap* I know