@Lhlodder: Okay, kids, listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 more times.
@causticbob: mountain lion attacks are on the rise. especially in california. be prepared!
@Dexxe: These food blogs start simple.
'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve'
But over time...
'How to crème brûlée baba ganoush with caramel'.
@Brentweets: On my tax form I checked the single box but added "and looking".
@mattZillaaaa: My parents do this fun thing when they show up for dinner at 6 in the morning.
@samalmightysam: Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.