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@Tmoney68: Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies.

Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face.

Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies. 

Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face.

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