@Dawn_M_: Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand.
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@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."
@TheDailySchmuck: Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: "Wow. I helped them make quota."
@SamuelHLowe: You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer.