@Kirangandhi: 911 - wats ur emergency?
- i got stuck in some magnets
911 - who are u?
- Iron man
@FatherWithTwins: Wife: I'm going to wine down
Me: You mean wind down
Wife: No
@Mr_Kapowski: My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet
@aveuaskew: People fear what they don't understand:
Change
Death
4th grade math word problems
@WineMummy: The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian.
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