@SortaSarcastic: Okay you guys, I'm gonna distract Twitter with an internal server error. When I do, make a run for it and get your life back.
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@msdanifernandez: Game Show Host: if you were stranded on an island with no people, what-- Me: omg yes
@deegeemindi: My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money "too dirty." He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned
@SouthernStylin1: The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb
@ZackBornstein: I can't remember a time in my life when an update for Acrobat Reader wasn't available.