@SortaSarcastic: Okay you guys, I'm gonna distract Twitter with an internal server error. When I do, make a run for it and get your life back.
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@jake_lach: You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing
@shadygrenade: "30 shots of espresso NOW." *barista's eyes widen* Whoa what do you do for a living? "I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*
@juliussharpe: I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.