@ShortSleeveSuit: Okie dokie folks *pokes around the ol’ computer* I think I’m in the “dark web.” Do I use tabs or open stuff in a new win- HOLY SMOKES THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE A PAN FLUTE
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@tonyhawk: At a skatepark, older dude outside the fence sees me and yells (heckles) “do a kickflip!” So I did one. He then turns to his friend and says: “holy sh!t, he actually did it”
@carlyken: [at White Castle] clerk: can I get your name me: Carly clerk: Carla? me: Carly clerk: Carleen? me: no, Carly, like Carly Rae Jepsen [5 minutes later] clerk: Ray Jepsen, order's up!
@stevevsninjas: Mother: And where did you see this show? Kid: I saw it on Hulu. Mother: *raises disapproving eyebrow* Kid: *sighs* I saw it on Whomlu.