@retardedwriter: Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor
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@JermHimselfish: As you get older, dirty talk turns into "Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."
@nigelgodwin: My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them