@retardedwriter: Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor
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@hunz74: "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" Me: "Sometimes?" "Are you smarter than a 16 year old?" Me: "Always."
@Sarcasticsapien: Why can't we edit tweets? Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
@SamuelHLowe: It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else.