@ohpeetie: [ during job interview ]
- "Why do you think you would make a good asset to our team?"
- "I give up, why?"
@jimmytorosian: [Writing Silence of the Lambs]
Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name?
Jim: Hannibal?
Anyone?
Jim: Hannibal
Anyone other than Jim?
@InternetHippo: COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror
ME: You can't prove it was me
COP: It was written in Dorito dust
ME: I want a lawyer
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says "choose your destiny" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too.
@notorious_stars: I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses.
"Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock "
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