@retardedwriter: Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor
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@ShesARealGenius: Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do.
@my_minivan_life: 8yo: Do we have a fire extinguisher? Me: Yes. 8yo: Where? Me:... 8yo: WHERE! 6yo: (from outside) It's spreading. Me: I'm up.
@crylenol: what if your dentist is the one idiot who disagrees with the all the other dentists? how would you know?