@weinerdog4life: Old cordless phones, for when you really need to be on the phone, but also need to sword fight the cat.
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@VerbsRProudest: Taking a nap now. If you're tempted to wake me, please remember Jurassic Park. Just because we can do it, doesn't always mean we should.
@BradBroaddus: Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room.