@sammyrhodes: Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed.
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@topaz_kell: Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it.
@themorris23: My wife calls it "woman's intuition" but I call it "not clearing your browser history."
@Robert_Beau: You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows.