@AmmoLoaded: OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life.
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@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
@bobvulfov: [GOP debate] JOHN KASICH: my dad was a mailman so i understand our nation's struggles MODERATOR: what how JK: i went through everyone's mail
@jazmasta: Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is "why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"