@AmmoLoaded: OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life.
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@AlanHungover: No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
@mishakey: I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.