@hilaryfairie: Omg, autocorrect! For the millionth time, I don't hate all those birches...
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@JediGigi: My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose.
@xLiserx: Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
@samfromks: My wife has been helping my neighbor hook up his VCR for 3 hours now. Starting to get suspicious... What kind of monster still has a VCR?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.