@vikkaroni: OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then.
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@LackOfShame: I never feel like a bigger failure than when my dog re-scratches something I just scratched for her.
@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.
@SADCHICANA: why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism
@ThatBrenna: West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm.