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@lazerdoov: OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE
@SteveSuckington: "DAAAAAAAD!! LOKI KEEPS STEALING MY THUNDER!!"
@Smug_Lemur: A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight.
@imskytrash: roses are red
i'm crossing a bridge
@huntigula: Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film!
Me: U too!
TC: Really? You'll take me with u?
Me: I didn't mean..
TC: Oh, I see
Me: I'm sor
TC: [sobs] JUST GO
@ElizaBayne: To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???