@lazerdoov: OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE
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@therealeatwood: BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you… B: What’s that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!
@caliluvgirl77: "I trust my boyfriend, I would never go thru his phone" -girls who can't figure out boyfriend's passwords
@djdarrellripley: I created a new solvent that will dissolve ANYTHING in the world! (Sigh) I just don't know what to keep it in....