@echo262: OMG I opened the door to let the dog in and there was a slug on the door AND IT GOT ON MY HAND SO I SCREAMED LIKE A TODDLER AND THE DOG ATE IT TO PROTECT ME. And now we are both embarrassed.
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@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.
@envydatropic: I hit my daily fruit intake yesterday by eating all the fruit garnishments in and on my drinks
@decentbirthday: Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me