@LurkAtHomeMom: OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING
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@timdonakowski: "We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake." - Sundance Channel execs
@jergarl: Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
@AndrewNadeau0: INTERVIEWER: What happened at your last job? ME: I was fired for being too literal. I: How have you supported yourself since then? M: Legs.