@LurkAtHomeMom: OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING
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@Laser_Cat: A fun prank to pull on a neighbor is to introduce a species of invasive grass into his lawn.
@GABBYdaAngSaya: Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my "I hate prisoners" back tattoo* No why
@david8hughes: [board meeting] "So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?" "I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'." "Uh no."
@Darlainky: At Jurassic Park when they say to keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, they mean it.