@jharrison9292: OMG! It's colder than a pimps heart out here!
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@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: It looks like you work out ME: *adjusting the tissues in my sleeves* Oh yeah, big time worker outer
@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
@SortaBad: Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? "I'm not. that. innocent." *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*