@Michael1979: OMG, just found my childhood diary! I was an adorable and strangely prescient little boy.
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@DanMentos: FUN PRANK: when a stranger hands you their phone to take a picture of their family, take a selfie instead and also steal their phone
@brakco: I wont play GI Joes with my nephew until he learns to play it right. He's 4 years old, he should know better than to drag Vader into this.
@squirrel74wkgn: [at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* "Sir, where are the fitting rooms?" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*
@moneebthinks: My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip