@Michael1979: OMG, just found my childhood diary! I was an adorable and strangely prescient little boy.
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@Jeffro_: I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over.
@Book_Krazy: *Arrives at work 2 hrs late Boss: HR wants to see you about your behavior Me: Well, I literally just got here so it couldn't have been me
@EJGomez: judas: i would never betray jesus he's the best jesus: my favorite movie is the Minions Movie judas: i am going to betray the son of God
@Jake_Vig: RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys