@JediGigi: OMG MOM SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SUMMON THE DARK LORD TO PLAY SCRABBLE YES I WANT A HAM OMELETTE
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@Amburglar_: Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia.
@jordan_stratton: Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire.
@JaimeSamantha: It's wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers.
@Crunk_Jews: Apparently, you still fail a roadside sobriety test if you just lay down and take a nap.