@ItsDumbTweets: Omg... no
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@lilgapeach30: Guys say "never trust something that bleeds seven days and doesn't die" as if something with two heads powered by one brain is trustworthy.
@AGreaterMonster: *BUSTS DOWN DOOR* *Fires off jokes* *Kidnappers helpless in laughter* "..and that's how your granpappy saved baby Jesus." - Me, someday
@Sean_Burgundy_: You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer
@fsuflores: An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school.