@ItsDumbTweets: Omg... no
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@AudreyPorne: women showering in movie: slowly rubbing her soapy thighs. women showering in real life: firing snot outta our noses like angry dragons.
@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.
@AmarndaBvnes: don’t be offended if someone doesn’t reply to your text. their phone is prob “just on silent” or “right in front of their lying face”