@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
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@BritXNic: "Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs. Me: Ew" On reflection this would have been a real time saver. If you're reading this, call me?
@AimeeHelene1: You know what would make gang members tougher? Have them start snapping, then do pirouettes in the street. - Broadway producers
@Jenny4ashley: Interviewer: Your resume says that you're good at multitasking [me while painting nails]: Obvi Interviewer: Please stop touching my nails
@ONHERPERlOD: Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No no, you get braces &wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.