@PeachesMcPeach: Omg. The WiFi went off a minute ago so my kids came out of their rooms. They're getting so tall!
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@BruceForce: WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD
@AverageClo: Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?
@ARealTinderella: You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ...
@AntozWolf: Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia