Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@thenoahkinsey: *on a 1st date*
Her:..and I have 3 cats
Me: Swipe left
H: Did you say "swipe left"?!
M:
H:
M: *panicked whisper* swipeleftswipeleftswipeleft

*on a 1st date*
Her:..and I have 3 cats
Me: Swipe left
H: Did you say “swipe left”?!
M:
H:
M: *panicked whisper* swipeleftswipeleftswipeleft

COMMENTS