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@RidiculousSheri: [on a date]
*don't let him know you're a bird*

Him: I'll drive us. I just had my car cleaned and detailed.

Me: *poops all over windshield*

[on a date]
*don’t let him know you’re a bird*

Him: I’ll drive us. I just had my car cleaned and detailed.

Me: *poops all over windshield*

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