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@ericsshadow: [on a date]
HER: any accomplishments?
ME: yeah, i'm an award winning [eyes darting around] award winning [sees a dog] dog... liker
HER: awww

[on a date]
HER: any accomplishments?
ME: yeah, i’m an award winning [eyes darting around] award winning [sees a dog] dog… liker
HER: awww

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