@RandomManik: Taco Bell is planning on doubling the 'meat' in their ingredients. Unlike Cadbury, they're informing us in advance.

@benrector: Me: hey, I'm looking for an email. iPhone mail: this one from 2012, unrelated to your search? Me: no it was last week iPhone: can't find it.

@dafloydsta: I use my imagination to solve problems. And by imagination, I mean booze.

@carlielyn: "I'm Sorry" And "My Bad" Mean The Same Thing. Unless You're At A Funeral.

@jennifereblue: I don't remember all of last night but the fact I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome!