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@dafloydsta: [on a date]
*wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom*
*shakes Magic 8 ball*
"YES"
*takes plate of fries with me*

[on a date]
*wonders if she’ll steal my fries while I use the restroom*
*shakes Magic 8 ball*
“YES”
*takes plate of fries with me*

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