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@dafloydsta: [on a first date]

Me: So do you like puppies?

Her: Oh I love them

Me: Ok, so we'll both have the puppies

Waiter: Excellent choice, sir

[on a first date]

Me: So do you like puppies?

Her: Oh I love them

Me: Ok, so we’ll both have the puppies

Waiter: Excellent choice, sir

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