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@ojedge: [on a plane]

Stewardess: "Would you like a mint? It'll help your ears during takeoff"

Me: "Sure, can I have two?"

*puts one in each ear*

[on a plane]

Stewardess: “Would you like a mint? It’ll help your ears during takeoff”

Me: “Sure, can I have two?”

*puts one in each ear*

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