@Midgetspar: On a scale from 1 to 10 I tell people they're an 11. It's a fun way to let them know they don't exist and they take it as a compliment.
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@77StephanieG77: Sweetie if I was fake, I would pretend to be someone awesome and not a lonely weirdo.
@QuietPsycho: I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the "Sunni D" family
@Skullcat: Hate to brag, but a cute fireman gave me his number today. It's only 3 digits & he said it's only for emergencies, but I know what he meant
@bingowings14: Snail cop: So tell me about the sloth that attacked you. Snail: It all happened so fast.