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@Swishergirl24: On a scale of 1 to 10, how married are you?
@KalvinMacleod: GOD: I call this Tupperware
SATAN: remember when I let u crash at my place and u said u owed me one
S: make the lid a little smaller
@funk62out: Back away slowly from the uncaffeinated woman.
@Matt_The_1st: *Whispers in random chicks ear
"I have pizza in the van"
@OneFunnyMummy: Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself.
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is