@o__0Dev: On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week.
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@Barack_and_Joe: When your homie hyped you up to talk to a girl and you look back one last time before risking it all.
@1followernodad: me: how can Americans be so arrogant? also me: *is mad when United States is listed alphabetically instead of at the top of a list*
@brookeoslin: I have this theory that if I use cash money to pay for food I'm not actually spending my money because it doesn't decrease the number in my bank account.. I realize that this is inaccurate, but I will continue to think this way so that I feel better about my poor life decisions