@o__0Dev: On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week.
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@bryanmcc74: Finally I have an excuse for getting fat, heard on radio about girl who been eating in her sleep ... That's it, I've got that !
@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
@animaldrumss: Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?
@E_lok44: When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do.