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@onion_an: [on date pretending not to be a dung beetle]

Date: What's your favourite meal?

Me: Poop

Date: What?

Me: SOUP, I like eating soup

[on date pretending not to be a dung beetle]

Date: What’s your favourite meal?

Me: Poop

Date: What?

Me: SOUP, I like eating soup

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