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@KeetPotato: [on date]
girl: "id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married"
henry the eighth: "our food sure is taking a while"

[on date]
girl: “id like to if i met mr right, how bout you? have you ever been married”
henry the eighth: “our food sure is taking a while”

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