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@Fred_Delicious: [On date]
Her - "so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?"
Me - "Jurassic Park theme"

[On date]
Her – “so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?”
Me – “Jurassic Park theme”

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