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@MDthrice: *on date*
Me [don't let her know you're married]
I have a wif..i hotspot on my phone.
Her: oh that's cool.
Me: yeah my wife got it for me.

*on date*
Me [don’t let her know you’re married]
I have a wif..i hotspot on my phone. 
Her: oh that’s cool. 
Me: yeah my wife got it for me.

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