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@Reverend_Scott: [on date]

Ok, don't let her know ur a vampire.

Her: I think I'll have a steak.

A STAKE??
[turns into bat and flies away]

[on date]

Ok, don’t let her know ur a vampire.

Her: I think I’ll have a steak.

A STAKE??
[turns into bat and flies away]

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