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@KyleMcDowell86: [on date]

*okay don't let her know you're a T-Rex*

Her: Can you pass the salt please?

Me: Crap...

[on date]

*okay don’t let her know you’re a T-Rex*

Her: Can you pass the salt please?

Me: Crap…

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