@BlondAmbitionTO: On dates, if a man says the past tense of "see" as "I seen" instead of "I saw," I go to the bathroom and climb out the window.
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@3sunzzz: I get into bed. Husband is already asleep. I must build a pillow fort between us to keep his hot breath off of my face. Marriage is fun.
@FuckabillyRex: If you're the kinda person that gets antsy when people stand on an escalator instead of walking, try a blood curdling scream, they'll move.